Strong Opinion That I Am Unlikely To Change

I love yoga. It makes me happy and I wish I did it more often.

But, man, if one more 22-year-old lectures me about chakras I’m going to freak.

Chakras are not a thing. They don’t exist. They aren’t real.

We don’t have chakras. We have organs, tissue, bone.

Have you ever heard of a quadruple-chakra-bypass surgery saving a life?

Chakras are a thing that people invented to help explain stuff. But now we know more about said stuff so we don’t need chakras.

Chakra-lovers, stay the hell out of my DMs.